Sunday, June 29, 2014

Dictionary on Very dirty words!!



I came a cross this book in half price books and Had to have it. Its called The BIG BLACK BOOK OF VERY DIRTY WORDS.  So my dirty mind said to its self yes must have this to learn more fun dirty things! ;

 I picked out some of my favorits to sure with everyone. I will be doing three letter every week so you can look forward to read new dirty words of the week. This week is ABC . So here we go tit swingers..lmao

                                        A

Afterburner; American
Touching a partner's anus just before orgasm is achieved .
The astronaut's wife gave him a afterburner that sent him into orbit!
                   

AC/DC; Bisexual- American
 The leads singer of that popular 80's band might have jumped around on stage in pink spandex with his long hair flying about, wearing makeup, but that was just the typical glam rock of the time.
And knowing all the gorgeous female groupies that adored him, I really don't think he's AC/DC.


Andromimetophilia; American - Sexual attraction to transsexuals or women who pose as men;
 Just as my dad used to tell me when I was growing up , there is nothing sexier than andromimetophilia preferably a transsexual with a rock hard cock and Big beautiful tits!


Angry Dragon; American -One with a mouth full of sperm who has been punched in the nose;
When Klutzy Kevin came in her mouth, he smacked her in the face , and she shot sperm out her nose. One Angry Dragon ,she kicked that man right out of her bed.


Avisodomy; American- Sexual fetish involving Birds;
 Keep your parakeets away from the neighbor ,  we think he's into Avisodomy.

                                       B

Babaloos; American- Breasts;
 Forget Cheerios, I'm all about drowning your babaloos in my man -milk for breakfast.


 Bacon strip; American- Vagina
  I have never understood why they call it a bacon strip, but your sure does looks good enough to eat.

Bahookie; British- Bottom;
   Oi I wouldn't mind that fit bird's Bahookie in my face at this very moment.

Balloon Knot; British-Anus
  When she spread my bum cheeks and started licking my balloon knot , I almost shot my wad.

Belfast Breakfast; Irish- The act of blowing someone up or setting their genitals on fire.
  Just porridge for me thanks I don't have much time before my Belfast Breakfast.

Brown Eye; American-Anus
  George was an anal freak; As soon as she touched his Brown eye he cried like a baby.

                                C

Candy Apples; American- A great ass
  I could bounce a quarter off that chick's Candy Apples.


Cherry Dip; American-Sex while a woman is menstruating.
  His idea of non-vanilla sex is to ask for a Cherry Dip.


Chocolate Bunny; American- Beautiful but empty
  Sure, She looks great, But she's a Chocolate Bunny.


Cooze ooze;  American-Vaginal discharge
  Semen dripping from a vagina after sex.

Cucumber Queen; American-Someone who likes having vegetables placed in their orifice
  Robin is such a Cucumber Queen , That I never eat salads over there.

 Cup Cakes; American- Breasts
   Jay hadn't squeezed the Twinkie in a week so he was able to cream-fill her Cup Cakes in less then thirty seconds.

 Well that is all for this weeks Letters so come read next week is DEF  you dirty minds  know you need a good Chuffer for your Brains. Let me know what you think. Thanks and have a good wet or sticky week!